Thursday, June 10, 2010

WORLD CUP



THE TIME FOR OUR GLORY HAS COME.

WORLD CUP IS HERE!!!!

ON JUNE 12TH AT 5:00AM,

REPUBLIC OF KOREA FACES GREECE IN THEIR FIRST MATCH!!!

Props to ESPN for actually broadcasting the match~~

Wait

5:00AM

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Omfg..

I either have to stay up all night or wake up at 4:30AM.

Wait

There's a bigger problem

I don't have cable in my house................

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WHAT TO DO WITHOUT CABLE TO WATCH THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THIS PLANET A GAME THAT IS WORTH SACRIFICING YOUR LIFE FOR JUST TO WATCH YOUR NATIONAL TEAM PLAY IN SOUTH AFRICA WALKING THE PATH OF GLORY WITH THE HONORIFIC SPORT KNOWN AS SOCCER BUT THE GOD HAS CURSED ME WITHOUT CABLE IN MY HOUSE BECAUSE I CANNOT AFFORD AND I DON'T NORMALLY WATCH TELEVISION BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD CATCH MY FEET HERE DO I NEED TO STORM INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND SAY "HEY THERE'S A FUCKING IMPORTANT GAME HERE, GTFO SO I CAN WATCH THE GAME" AND THEN BE ESCORTED BY POLICE 2 HOURS LATER JUST FOR INTRUDING IN SOMEONE'S HOUSE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION EVEN THOUGH THERE WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THIS PLANET IN MERELY TWO DAYS LOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOOLO QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ


God damn this aggregates me so much. But wait, I hear a good news from one of my Korean friend: That the match will be broadcasted via ESPN3 (Online broadcast), but only available to the subscribers of QWEST.

Again, this led me nowhere because I have Bresnan instead of Qwest in my house. But I remembered that the ISP for the University happened to be Qwest.

I get to watch a soccer game from my office? That's new.

Well if anyone hears me screaming at 5 in the morning in the 5th floor of engineering building, you know who it is.

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